What’s up you cool babies?! Whether they’re giving advice or playing D&D, The McElroy brothers are an endless source of fun and entertainment. Take this quiz to find out whether your older brother Justin, middlest brother Travis, the sweet baby Griffin or Torvin, the mouthless horror whose muffled screams are edited out of every episode of My Brother, My Brother, and Me.
Which nickname applies most to you?
The One Who Cannot Scream Yet Whose Stifled Wails Of Agony Echo Through The Night
Which D&D class would you play?
An aloof elven wizard.
A fighter with a strong sense of right and wrong.
I would be the dungeon master.
Anyone with a functional mouth. My only desire is to truly converse with another being and maybe see daylight. That is the only person I would like to roleplay.
How many podcasts could you see yourself hosting?
Maybe one or two? Seems like a lot of work.
As many as I can think of!
A few, but they have to meet my high expectations.
I sit with my brethren around the recording devices but I will never be heard. I will never been seen. My existence is agony at every moment. I cry out but no one can hear me.
What type of tattoo would you get?
A reference to something I like.
Something my fans picked out for me.
Something personal about my family.
I would tattoo all of the things I wish I could scream at my family. The skin covering my mouth would read “Why Would God Do This?” I cannot speak, but perhaps my body can tell my story for me.
What is your least favorite soda?
How can I hate what I cannot taste? I cannot consume! I merely watch and listen and tear at where my mouth should be. But no mouth ever appears. And no mouth ever will.
What is your favorite thing to call your dad?
The Cursed Seed From Which My Wretched Life Did Spawn
Alright, just give it to me straight. Are you Torvin? You have to tell me if you are. It's like being an undercover cop. Look me in the eyes, you potentially mouthless horror; are you Torvin?!
Yes, yes it is I, Torvin, the Mouthless Horror a.k.a. the second Middlest McElroy brother. Please, please help me. I am Torvin. I yearn to scream but I am muffled by the confines of my own horrid body!
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