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Metal Bassist with Throat Infection Promoted to Lead Singer
Nathan Kamal •
November 17, 2025
CHICAGO — William Hopper, the bassist for local metal band Cannibal Buffet, was abruptly promoted…
Man Wishes He Could “Like” Messages to End Conversations In Real Life
Tyler Roland •
July 12, 2024
PORTLAND—Local man and self-confessed “introverted-ass” Will Dobbs is pleading for a real-life equivalent to the…
Hardware Store Annoyed With Noise Musicians Coming in and Soloing for Hours Without Buying Anything
Joe Rumrill •
March 7, 2023
BLOOMFIELD, Conn. — Employees of a local hardware store franchise are reportedly exasperated with the…

