Jeff Bender
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HERSHEY, Pa. — Veteran band Phish announced their next song which would feature no more than five words followed by…
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Matt Husser
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HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — The Butthole Surfers were harassed today by territorial surf locals that were reportedly trying to keep…
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SAN DIEGO — A local group of five CSU San Marcos English majors formed a remedial math rock band to…
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Nathan Kamal
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COLTS NECK, N.J. — The grandchildren of legendary musical artist Bruce Springsteen are reportedly exhausted after being serenaded with a…
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Patrick Crooks
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ATLANTA — Authorities were called to the State Farm Arena this evening to respond to what eyewitnesses report as a…
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Courtney Hill
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LOS ANGELES — A halftime performance by Icelandic post-rock band Sigur Rós led to an unheard of scoreless third quarter…
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Rob Steinberg
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NEW YORK — Local fashionable and slim brothers John and Bob Bedword are sick of being mistaken for a synth…
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The Hard Times Staff
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LAWRENCE, Kan. — Employees of independent record store Tables Turned announced their coveted “Sexiest Woman Alive” award went to Lisa…
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Ryan Dondero
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DALLAS — Local man Dave Hensley is confident that his first date with Rachel Caldwell went well, despite talking about…
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Tyler Roland
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JEROME, Ariz. — Jehovah’s Witness Leonard Standish and Tool fan Don Schmidt spent all night spreading the gospel of their…
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