Ben Sobieck											
										
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										MINNEAPOLIS — Local punk band Slice planned to play exceptionally shitty to trigger audiences to throw fruit at them in…									
									
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												Brett Olsen											
										
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										LODI, N.J. — Famous singer and mildly renowned film director Glenn Danzig felt a wave of nostalgia wash over him…									
									
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												Dan Kozuh											
										
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										LINKÖPING, Sweden — An American punk backpacking through Europe reportedly refused to learn simple key phrases for the countries he…									
									
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												Joe Rumrill											
										
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										MUNCIE, Ind. — Local 29-year-old Reema Cordero was alarmed to find that her recently official new boyfriend has a sex…									
									
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												Chris Bowen											
										
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										ITHACA, N.Y. — Tenants of a local punk house solved their issue of not having a working doorbell by smashing…									
									
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												Cory Cousins											
										
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										FREDERICK, Md. — Veteran road warrior and merch guy for international touring powerhouse, Bashful Dominatrix, revealed that he was dying…									
									
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												Tim Sheard											
										
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										ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local teenage punk Mathias Schuler is teetering between the kind of punk that makes a positive impact…									
									
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												Ryan Darrah											
										
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										CHICAGO — A new sleep study released today by DIY Labs confirmed that your current level of inebriation is woefully…									
									
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												RJ Atkinson											
										
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										EVANSVILLE, Ind. — Local hardcore kid Jackson Gattis is reportedly the most athletic student at his school despite his complete…									
									
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												Ben Friedman											
										
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										ANN ARBOR, Mich. — The very fabric of space and time which holds the universe together began to unravel after…									
									
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