Mark Shady
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COOS BAY, Ore. — Members of Shivtank made it perfectly clear that they were absolutely not cool being associated with…
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Dan Kozuh
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KENILWORTH, Ill. — Local metalhead Travis Garnette was dejected after failing to scare unsuspecting suburbanites while wandering around Lovelace Park…
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Steve Packosky
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DAYTON, Ohio — You settled for talking about Lamb of God with your coworker Nate Hollis after he heard you…
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Steve Packosky
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BUHL, Idaho — A book report on epic 1851 novel “Moby-Dick” by 10th grader Nick Henderson had clearly been written…
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Patrick Coyne
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MACON, Ga. — Panic-stricken and barely coherent GWAR roadie Miles Giodarno was spotted dashing through the streets of Macon, desperately…
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Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — Experts at the Department of Education (DoE) have issued a dire warning that further cuts to their institution…
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Steve Packosky
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LOS ANGELES — Megadeth frontman Dave Mustaine suggested starting a “supergroup” with Metallica members James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich and Robert…
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Steve Packosky
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TRENTON, N.J. — Black metal band Kald Syk completely humiliated themselves by playing a song about Satan after opener Speared…
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Steve Packosky
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PUEBLO, Colo. — Metalhead James Kingor concluded that it’s just easier to let his family think he’s goth instead of…
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Chris Bowen
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local show attendee Alicia Zewbrowski appeared to have narrowly passed a visual inspection of her battle vest…
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