Shane Pauker
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LOS ANGELES — Musician Tyler, the Creator’s struggle with rival cosmic entity Tyler, the Destroyer is projected to reign eternal,…
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Alfred Barnes
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September 9, 2025
BALTIMORE — Black metal vocalist Ben “Plaguebearer” Rockwood wreaked havoc during Wincrest Elementary’s recent Play Day following questionable face paintings…
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Steve Packosky
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September 8, 2025
BOSTON — An attractive woman seated across from you on the subway was probably just waiting until the right moment…
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Mike Maher
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September 7, 2025
STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Iconic ‘80s pop duo Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat were awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics…
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Ben Friedman
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September 6, 2025
LOS ANGELES — Goldfinger frontman John Feldmann took to Instagram to clarify the band’s seminal hit “Superman” was in no…
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Tyler Roland
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September 5, 2025
TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, N.M. — Local psychedelic rock band P_Floyd8732486 revealed that they arrived at their unusual name after discovering…
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Mark Shady
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September 3, 2025
COOS BAY, Ore. — Members of Shivtank made it perfectly clear that they were absolutely not cool being associated with…
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Peter Ferrarese
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September 2, 2025
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — International pop star Taylor Swift and her fresh football fiancée Travis Kelce publicly announced that they…
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Dan Kozuh
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September 1, 2025
KENILWORTH, Ill. — Local metalhead Travis Garnette was dejected after failing to scare unsuspecting suburbanites while wandering around Lovelace Park…
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Steve Packosky
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August 31, 2025
DAYTON, Ohio — You settled for talking about Lamb of God with your coworker Nate Hollis after he heard you…
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