Joshua Hudson
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FORKED RIVER, N.J. — Local gamer Christopher Nguyen noticed the character he allowed to die in his first playthrough of…
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Dan Kozuh
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ROME — Archaeologists excavating in the outskirts of Rome made a startling discovery earlier this week that completely rewrites preconceived…
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Chandler Dean
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ASTORIA, N.Y. — Despite a litany of other explanations for his subpar performance across several local multiplayer games, local Xbox…
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Mark Roebuck
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TEMPE, Ariz. — Sources have confirmed that John Baker and Cassidy Goodrich still have not realized that their entire relationship…
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Mark Roebuck
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STONEHENGE — A paleontological excavation has discovered that the long speculated Primal Rage dinosaur fighting tournaments were in fact a…
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Kevin Flynn
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Ho-ho-hail to the king, baby! It’s me, God’s gift to women, Duke Nukem, here to wish you season’s greetings...or at…
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Ben Collins
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — An online tutorial for a Cooking Mama: Cook Off level players often find themselves stuck on begins…
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Kevin Flynn
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — With a visibly pained expression on his face and his body seemingly on the verge of collapse,…
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Mark Roebuck
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CAPITOL CITY — Entomologist Steve Gilchrist, an employee of the Hillcliff Corporation, recently made what he assumed to be his…
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Collin Brown
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NORTH POLE — As Christmas nears, Santa’s elves and their families are starting to feel the effects of the modern…
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