Peter Casciato
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LANSING, Mich. — Due to her familiarity with the visual indicators that a major boss battle was about to unfold,…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump is being attacked by prominent Democrats today after he claimed he found Mew under a…
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James Webster
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WASHINGTON — At a press conference this afternoon, CDC Director Robert Redfield urged all American citizens to begin keeping audio…
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Kevin Hufe
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T’ARTHAR DESERT — A team of local heroes found themselves in distress recently, after a level 26 necroscorpion murdered beloved…
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Tyler Simpson
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NEW YORK — Local street fighter Brock Fistman reportedly received the opposite effect as intended after eating a turkey leg…
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TOKYO — Hideo Kojima fans are obsessively looking for clues in the director’s latest string of cryptic tweets, which sources…
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Jay Miller
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WYNDON, Galar — Newly appointed Pokémon Champion and Galar native Alex Khalil has become overwhelmed with a flood of 1099-MISC…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — The perverted Dr. Mario has disgraced the medical community once again after stitching together three goomba victims…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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NEW YORK — Upon returning from a shopping trip to the Rockefeller Center Nintendo shop, gaming enthusiast Amy Weiss was…
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Grant Mulitz
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DULUTH, Minn. — Claiming it’s been the cheapest and most accessible health power-up since getting kicked off of his parents’…
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