WASHINGTON — Local child Janette Lyons, 7, has been banned from participating in Alphabet Soup at lunch in the Lyons…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SAN JOSE, Calif. — Famous Nintendo voice actor Charles Martinet has stepped down as the voice of Mario after failing…
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Tyler Simpson
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EL PASO, Texas — Former United States representative Beto O’Rourke announced a new skateboarding video game that lets players collect…
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Claire Brown
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ROCHESTER, Minn. — Dying 80-year-old man Rex Titus revealed to friends and family today that, after a decade of battling…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played,…
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Patrick Coyne
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By now you’ve seen the rumors: a collection of some of Mario’s greatest 3D adventures are supposedly going to be…
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Andy Holt
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SCHOOL II — U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos demanded funding cuts after witnessing a professional skateboarder do a 360…
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Joe Tilleli
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Medical corporate giant BioloGen is paving the way for network security by doing away with boring…
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Rachel Clayton
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SARASOTA, Fla. — Local college student Sara Withers complained about a lack of good dialogue options when speaking to her…
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Peter Casciato
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PEEKSKILL, N.Y. — Local grandma Meredith Blum has been stuck for two days on the opening screen of Super Mario…
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