Andy Holt
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September 27, 2020
SCHOOL II — U.S. Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos demanded funding cuts after witnessing a professional skateboarder do a 360…
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Brandon Puff
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September 11, 2020
WASHINGTON — Documents leaked by an anonymous whistleblower show that President Donald Trump attempted to hire Bugs Bunny for the…
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Pat Cavanaugh
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September 6, 2020
Our nation’s schools are facing a crisis — not a crisis of health, but a crisis of fear. Parents, misinformed…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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August 26, 2020
SANTA MONICA — Activision revealed a new ‘Star Wars’ video game today entitled Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War,…
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Mark Roebuck
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August 20, 2020
WASHINGTON — Former Donald Trump advisor Steve Bannon was arrested yesterday on charges of reportedly devouring skiers at the bottom…
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Joe Tilleli
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August 18, 2020
WASHINGTON — Democrats in Congress have urged the President Donald Trump to include the hashtag “#Ad” when promoting any private…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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August 17, 2020
MILWAUKEE — The Democratic National Committee has granted Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a “speedrun” slot at tonight’s convention to show off…
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CJ Hernandez
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August 16, 2020
PORTLAND, Ore. — Police and federal troops have reportedly abducted enough protesters to upgrade their unmarked vans with a variety…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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August 8, 2020
PNF-404 — Captain Olimar insisted to a group of red Pikmin today that they need not worry while trying to…
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Kevin Flynn
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August 4, 2020
DALLAS, Texas — Claiming that the new game would revolutionize the long running InfoWars franchise, far-right radio host and conspiracy…
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