Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — Newly hired White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was fired by President Trump today, after only…
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WASHINGTON – National Security Agency Director Michael S. Rogers released an official statement today denying all accusations that the NSA…
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Dan Kozuh
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ANYTOWN, U.S. — Johnny Johnson, local paperboy, has been hospitalized after being severely beaten by local resident Grady Hollis for…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump grimly said to GOP lawmakers “Remember, no Russian,” moments before the elevator doors opened to…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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Whoa! We spoke to the brilliant Cody Bigley today, who used hundreds of thousands of blocks in the virtual world…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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PARIS — Top climate scientists released a new peer-reviewed research paper today, which warns that all Super Mario stages will…
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Ted Kindig
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Not your king, huh? Grow up. Quick question: are you a citizen of the Mushroom Kingdom? And is there a…
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Mark Roebuck
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CORNELIA, World A — A heated confrontation took place at the item shop earlier today, involving a black mage who…
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Seth Macy
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LOS ANGELES — Bill Maher apologized on Friday night’s broadcast of Real Time after using a hateful epithet during a…
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I didn’t want to do it—I really didn’t. I tried to resolve the communication problems I had with my…
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