Jimmy Beliakoff
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WASHINGTON — Sarah Huckabee Sanders, roleplaying as Press Secretary, was seen attempting yet another Deception roll despite her character sporting…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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FREE COUNTRY — Whistleblower site Wikileaks released a massive cache of unseen Strong Bad emails today, sending shockwaves throughout Strong…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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We, the GAMERS of the United States need to rise up and finally make Gamers a protected class. RISE UP…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Local Caucasian anime fan Martin O’Rourke ordered his sixth 23andMe in an attempt to prove that he…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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EVERETT, Wash. — Toy manufacturer Funko Pop announced today that they will be releasing a Brett Kavanaugh collectible figure this…
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Mark Roebuck
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DALLAS — As the Senate race in Texas reaches a fever pitch, sources are reporting that Democratic candidate Beto O’Rourke…
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M.J. Amory
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Video transcript: “With great power comes great responsibility.” An ultimately hollow message that rings through Spider-Man on the PlayStation 4,…
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Louie Aronowitz
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WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders have brought in Scott Rogowsky, host of HQ Trivia, to aid in the filibuster of Supreme…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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BALTIMORE — Sources report that the newest novel in the Jack Ryan series originally created by Tom Clancy before his…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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LOS ANGELES — MGM Studios announced today that Scarlett Johansson has been cast to play the first black James Bond,…
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