Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 10, 2020
WASHINGTON — The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has placed a temporary ban on playing the game Assassin’s Creed…
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Joe Tilleli
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March 10, 2020
PHOENIX — The Democratic National Committee released new qualification criteria for the upcoming debate on March 15th, requiring that participants…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 10, 2020
MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Justin Curry’s post on Reddit’s r/relationship_advice under the username u/throwawaythekeys92 did absolutely nothing to hide his identity…
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James Gavigan
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March 10, 2020
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at MIT’s Center for Theoretical Physics were shocked to discover that the universe as we know…
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Seth Finkelstein
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March 9, 2020
It’s Friday, and you know what that means: the boys are coming over for a sleepover! Mom just tidied up…
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Kevin Flynn
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March 9, 2020
GRAPEVINE, Texas — Assuring his fellow board members that his plan would work just as well as it did the…
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James Gavigan
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March 9, 2020
NAMEK — Local psychopath and emperor of Universe 7, Frieza, reportedly failed to turn into his final form at a…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 9, 2020
ATLANTA — Video game company Nintendo has sent a cease and desist to local fan Denis Fernandez for his Legend…
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John Danek
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March 9, 2020
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. — Capitalizing on the true crime entertainment craze, Clifford Waters has turned his grief over his wife’s…
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Joseph Stilwell
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March 9, 2020
RENTON, Wash. — Local dungeon master Sean Murdoch was rushed to the hospital yesterday evening, after his player and cousin…
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