M.J. Amory
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HEAVEN — Succumbing to public outcry after the shocking discovery of an Old Testament written by Himself, God, the Father…
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Andy Holt
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CHARLESTON, S.C. — Several of local DC Extended Universe fan Shane Thorne’s roomates have confirmed that he has been practicing…
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Bobby D. Lux
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LOS GATOS, Calif. — Early yesterday morning, a sword-wielding Barack Obama interrupted a meeting of high-ranking Netflix executives while wearing…
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Patrick Coyne
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PALO ALTO — Business magnate and Tesla Inc. CEO Elon Musk has changed the name of his flagship company to…
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Hard Drive Staff
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I made a huge mistake. As of the time of that this article was published, our tweet has 1,982 likes.…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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SEATTLE — Local grandfather Herbert Schumeister’s 93-year-long kill/death ratio shifted from 0:0 to 0:1 today, following his death from natural…
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Hard Drive Staff
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NEPAL — The Elder Scrolls fan site FansRoDah.net shocked the climbing world today when it reported there are hundreds of…
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Dan Kozuh
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DULUTH, Ga. — Gamer Aaron Hughes found himself openly weeping over a character he had named AssFace at the start…
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Jason Olson
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CHICAGO — Players of the online video game Monster Hunter: World are reporting that the title’s endgame content is locked…
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Mark Roebuck
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STAMFORD, Conn. — Several key details about this year’s WWE console title have been released, including an unprecedented refund being…
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