Patrick Coyne
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Is there anything more beautiful than a father’s love expressed through music? If there is, we don’t want to know…
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Mike Maher
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SCARSDALE, N.Y. — Local estranged dad Scott Barry is reportedly still winning as a father by simply buying his children…
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Dan Kozuh
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In a world full of gourmet options and high culinary standards, I, Tony DeMarco of Tony’s Pizzeria in the middle…
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Drew Gigis
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AUSTIN, Texas — Government officials in Texas announced their state will pay homage to the iconic film “The Green Mile”…
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I used to set aside fifteen percent of my paycheck for IRAs, savings accounts, and other get-rich-slow schemes. But why…
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Ben Friedman
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MILWAUKEE — Local firefighters are struggling to reign in an out-of-control five-alarm warehouse blaze, partially due to equipment operator Eddie…
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Eric Schwartz
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WASHINGTON — Closeted Republican politicians across the country breathed a collective sigh of relief following Elon Musk’s announcement that likes…
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Bill Rockas
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BROOKLINE, Mass. — Local cynic Winston Buckler has panned the joyous advent of the Toyotathon as nothing more than a…
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Matt Husser
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local man Blake Crawford was reportedly heartbroken while attending his 20-year high school reunion after coming to…
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Dan Kozuh
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GLENDALE, Calif. — Disney's beloved icon Mickey Mouse was unceremoniously fired after a decades-old airbrushed image of him smoking a…
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