Doug Kolic
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SIERRA VISTA, Ariz. — The National Association of Bird Lovers (NABL) finally ended years of speculation and admitted that their…
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Ben Friedman
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QUINCY, Mass. — Supermarket chain Stop & Shop announced that their stores would no longer sell cigarettes due to poor…
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Ben Friedman
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BLACK ROCK CITY, Nev. — A troubling economic report revealed that 48% of this year’s projected Burning Man attendees don’t…
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Stephen Bell
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LONDON – Negotiator Peter Franks decided to take on the much easier job of finally getting Israel to agree to…
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Patrick Coyne
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DENVER — Local man Davey Hilton was “severely bummed” upon learning his new roommate, Nina McKenna, was the “intrusive thoughts”…
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Arielle Andreano
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WASHINGTON – Experts at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration recently claimed that depressed people will no longer have to…
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Nathan Kamal
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WASHINGTON — National Public Radio, drunk on its own power over hordes of tea-drinking listeners, announced a new series of…
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Charles Bill
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TOPEKA, Kan. – Local boring millennial Harley Shun admitted that he is horribly embarrassed by his drunken antics which made…
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Travis Tack
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CARMEL, Ind. — Wells Fargo Bank announced the acquisition of a quaint two bedroom to settle down and raise little…
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Carson Kile
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VANCOUVER, British Columbia — Legendary music journalist Nardwuar was gently but sternly escorted out of a gentlemen's club last night…
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