Joe Rumrill
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EASTHAMPTON, Mass. — A longtime inhabitant of the drywall space behind the practice area of indie garage band Oyster Boys…
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Dan Kozuh
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BALTIMORE, Md. — 23-year-old Olympic champion Erica Webb’s triumphant return home was filled with fanfare and excitement as she can’t…
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Joe Rumrill
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CANTON, Conn. — A local canine owner was stunned to see that his neighborhood’s dog park was completely overrun by…
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Trevor Graham
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WASHINGTON — Presumptive Democratic nominee Kamala Harris attempted to boost her perception as a “cool aunt” by announcing that if…
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Tim Graham
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TIVERTON, R.I. — Local dental hygienist Barbara McCall is bewildered why her years-long campaign of criticizing Donald Trump on Facebook…
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Courtney Hill
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SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Two rival drum circles were forced to reconcile their differences and form one civilized unemployment line,…
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Tim Graham
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DENVER — A multinational non-renewable energy corporation is attempting to pin all of Earth’s environmental problems on an individual from…
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Chris Bowen
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LOS ANGELES — The newest installment of the classic punk and heavy metal documentary series “Decline of the Western Civilization”…
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Chris Bratton
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You can’t turn on the damn TV without seeing ‘those’ people pouring over the border these days. They stomp their…
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Ian Steffé
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at Harvard University determined that 100% of Millennials suffer from PTSD linked to exposure to the…
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