Steve Packosky
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CHICAGO — The nation’s screen and novel horror writers resolved to continue killing every single dog that is unfortunate enough…
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Chris Bowen
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SAN FRANCISCO — Local boxed food mix Rice-A-Roni unveiled a new advertising campaign that featured them embracing their roots in…
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Bill Conway
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Legendary musician, producer, and seemingly the luckiest son of a bitch around, Quincy Jones died at his home in Bel…
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Peter Woods
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SANTA FE, N.M. — Ana Sutton, a 38-year-old musician who is currently on tour, recently changed all the demands in…
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Ben Friedman
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — Local man Greg Wachowski was surprised by an intense and emotional intervention regarding his refusal to shave…
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Josh Baumgart
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TEL AVIV — The United Nations decided to call on model, media personality, and socialite Kendall Jenner to deliver a…
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Matt Oriente
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BLUE ISLAND, Ill. — Reformed skinhead, public speaker, and talking head Tom Lupine is struggling to make ends meet as…
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Ben Friedman
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ANOKA, Minn. — A conservative anti-abortion picketer was confused after being unable to convert a single person to his cause,…
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Jerrod Kingery
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Lifelong Republican voter Travis Andrews remains puzzled after not being able to determine if the Nazi imagery…
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Bill Conway
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AUSTIN, Texas — J.D. Vance sat down for a three-hour interview with popular podcaster Joe Rogan to let potential voters…
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