It’s a well-known fact that liberals refer to themselves as the “tolerant left” as evidenced by a meme I saw on Facebook. But if that…
So Much for the Tolerant Left: This Liberal Got Mad After I Slept With His Wife and Shit on His Lawn
Most techno music to me sounds like someone force-feeding a crushed-up mixture of crystal meth and ecstasy to an NES, a cacophony of bleeps and…
Are you in need of profile photos for Instagram or Hinge? Don’t want to hire a photographer because the boys might think you’re “gay” or…
Don Herbert better known as “Mr. Wizard” was the beloved host of “Mr. Wizard’s World,” an educational science show that even the most jaded Gen…
One of the best aspects of childhood was it being so natural to ask what, why, and how anything and everything existed. And for us…
At The Hard Times, we know how much you love your K-pop. We also know how much you love your pornogrind. Like, you really, really…
As a Republican, I was initially delighted by Trump’s “Big Beautiful Bill,” particularly with the cuts it made to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP),…
Hey, you. Yeah… you. The guy hiding behind the plastic shrubs near the restrooms. Listen as carefully as you can to every word I’m about…
You all know me, you know how I make a living. For decades, I’ve spooked young and old alike with my charmingly macabre tales of…
If you’re anything like me, you like to end a nice long day of crushing it at your dead-end job by perusing Tubi for movies…
Oh man, we really need to do more research before we set up our interviews. To be fair, we are not huge nu-metalheads, but that’s…
I’m not going to sit here and pretend I’m a perfect person. We’ve all had times when we’ve failed to meet the moment. But if…
Guys, I need to be honest. I’ve been in a creative slump, and nothing seems to be working. I’ve been studying the work of the…
Our thoughts on police officers are certainly no secret, and we always jump at the opportunity to discuss the subject with like-minded individuals. As such,…
Having an erection in public is embarrassing, but it happens to the best of us. I was fully prepared to look away and not say…