Matt Gaetz Announces He’s Only 17 Years Old
WASHINGTON — Embattled congressman Matt Gaetz shocked officials inside the Beltway with a bombshell announcement regarding his age, stunned Capitol…
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Cop Instinctively Covers Badge Number in Vaccine Selfie
MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. — Local law enforcement veteran Sergeant David Maddison drew praise from fellow officers for deftly concealing his identity…
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Racist Aunt Tired of Even More Racist Uncle Getting All the Attention
VANCOUVER, Wash. — Covert racist Nancy Jensen admitted she is sick of her more conspicuously bigoted husband receiving all the…
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Cool Parents Let Kids Buy Stock At Home to Keep Them from Doing It Out on Wall Street
SCARSDALE, N.Y — Local mom Penelope Chapman is under fire today for letting her underage children buy stocks from home…
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We Told Ted Cruz His Wife Was Ugly and Now He Does Whatever We Say
Noted dildo opponent and serial killer cosplay enthusiast, Ted Cruz, is a serious man known for his steely resolve and…
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We Sat Down With Jared Kushner and Now We Have To Testify in Front of a Grand Jury
Venerated slumlord and accomplished kleptocrat Jared Kushner is a busy man. When he’s not leading the federal government’s lack of…
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Ted Nugent to Headline “Rock the Voter Suppression” Event
DETROIT — Right-wing rocker Ted Nugent is set to headline a GOP event at the Dearborn Ice Skating Center tomorrow…
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