Andrew W.K. to Be First Presidential Candidate to Run for All Parties in 2020
NEW YORK — Andrew “W.K.” Wilkes-Krier will run for the U.S. presidency in 2020 as a representative of all parties,…
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How Microdosing PCP Helped Me Overcome My Fear of Stabbing Myself in the Eyes
Every morning feels the same to me: I make my smoothie with just a little pick-me-up added, and suddenly those…
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Man Cancels Homicidal Rampage Plans After Pistol Emoji Replaced by Water Gun
IRVINE, Calif. — Ricky Cox canceled his plans to go on a maniacal killing spree Monday afternoon, according to those close…
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Drummer Keeps Breaking Up with Band for the Make-Up Practice
MEMPHIS, Tenn. -- Members of death metal band Bastard Death Satan Machine believe their drummer has been intentionally sabotaging their…
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Rebellious Vegan Teen Tofu Scrambles Principal’s House
PORTLAND, Ore. - Vegan activist and Grant High School freshman Juniper Wood is facing up to three days of detention…
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Lemmy Impersonator Dead After Three Weeks on the Job
BRENTWOOD, Tenn. - A life insurance salesman and frontman of recently formed Motörhead tribute band Speed Freak was found dead…
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Merch Guy Continues Tour After Entire Band Denied at Canadian Border
VANCOUVER, B.C. – Nick “Tha Knife” Porter, the dedicated merch guy for Las Vegas-based band Lawbreaker, soldiered on alone late…
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