Tim Graham, Author at HARDTIMES

December 20, 2025

KINGSTON, N.Y. — Local tattooist Eddie Greer’s proud tale of drunken excess bears a close resemblance to his friend’s worst…

December 3, 2025

MACON, Ga. — Lionel Quinn, bassist for local band Busted Hump, has no plans to reveal his ignorance of the…

November 17, 2025

SARASOTA, Fla. — Beloved local air guitarist Lance DeStefano is recovering after overdosing on imaginary drugs backstage before a performance,…

November 11, 2025

BURLINGTON, Mass. — ICE agent Wayne Almeida attempted to pick up women at a local bar by showing off his…

November 4, 2025

WASHINGTON — A White House press release suggests that citizens come up with “wasteland personas” soon before all the good…

September 6, 2025

WASHINGTON — President Trump complained that the manual that details how to operate a fascist regime was “boring” due to…

September 4, 2025

WASHINGTON — The contest between White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller and YouTube superstar Mr. Beast shows no…

August 21, 2025

HAWTHORNE, Calif. — A mechanical engineer at SpaceX spontaneously exploded while quietly working on a CAD drawing, according to blood-spattered…

August 17, 2025

COUNCIL BLUFFS, Iowa — Music critic Sophie McKennitt brutally lambasted her mother’s cooking during a recent visit home, according to…

August 2, 2025

RAQQA, Syria — Terrorist organization ISIS is taking credit for a stylish TikTok video showing masked figures successfully reattaching a…