WASHINGTON — The collection of white dorks that make up Elon Musk's entourage asked for a significant raise if they…
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WASHINGTON — Popular ‘70s gay icons Village People announced they would be performing at multiple Trump inauguration events and will…
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GAZA CITY, Palestine — Israeli Defense Force First Sergeant Yosef Shochet admitted that he is suffering from terrible nightmares portraying…
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WASHINGTON — President Biden launched into immediate action to supply federal aid to the raging Los Angeles wildfire by sending…
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a new bill that bans the word “gay” from being used in…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — California Governor Gavin Newsom declared a state of emergency after realizing it's been well over two weeks…
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The streets of New York are a little less dangerous for C-suite healthcare executives now that Luigi Mangione is in…
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local nu metal fan, and proud American, Gary Buski says everything he does in life is in…
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OCEANSIDE, Calif. — As I Lay Dying frontman, and convicted felon, Tim Lambesis was caught on a home video having…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — White progressive voters across the country announced they were excited by how many different races, genders, and…
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