Inconsiderate Grandmother Has Funeral on Same Day as Anthrax Concert
ANAHEIM, Calif. — Recently deceased grandmother of six Dorothy Roddenbury selfishly had a funeral on the same day Anthrax was…
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We Look Back on Kid Rock’s Performance at the 1999 VMAs Because It’s Been Added to Our Kids’ Music Curriculum
We remember elementary school music class as a really informative and interactive experience where we learned the basics of sheet…
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Heartbreaking: This Man Wants to Protest Drag Story Hour but He’s Not Allowed Within 100 Feet of a Library
It seems like everybody these days has a cause that they truly believe in. Whether it’s fighting for a person’s…
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Kid Rock Reveals “Questions That Don’t Have Any Answers” Line From “Bawitaba” Is About the Unsolved Riemann Mathematical Conjecture Suggesting That Non-Trivial Zeros of the Zeta Function Lie on a Specific Line of the Complex Plane
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Popular musician turned right-wing icon Kid Rock revealed a line from his 1999 hit “Bawitaba” referred to…
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King Diamond Hoping Nobody Notices His Latest Concept Album Just the Plot of “Hocus Pocus”
COPENHAGEN — Prolific metal singer King Diamond hoped nobody would notice his eponymous band’s new concept album “Infernal Curse” followed…
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We Interviewed One of Those Guys With a “We the People Are Pissed Off” Flag Outside Their House and It Turns Out He’s So Angry Because “Freaks and Geeks” Was Canceled After Only One Season
You may think of us as a punk website, but it’s long been our goal to evolve into a source…
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How I Live Affordably in Brooklyn Through Personal Budgeting, Eating Out Less, and Living in the Cabinet From the Cure’s “Close to Me” Music Video
It seems that it’s becoming more and more difficult for the middle class to get by these days. Steadily increasing…
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Real-Life Mr. Bean? This Man Just Caused a Deadly 12-Car Pileup in London
Many of us grew up watching syndicated episodes of the British sitcom “Mr. Bean” starring Rowan Atkinson, wherein he played…
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Opinion: On the Whole, I Think “Vulgar Display of Power” Is More Consistent Than “Cowboys From Hell” and Also Thank You President Trump for the January 6th Pardon
Let me make one thing perfectly clear right off the bat: I love Pantera. Their particular brand of in-your-face, street-wise…
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Aspiring Punk Bassist Unsure Whether to Be the Kind That Can Barely Play or Mind-Blowing Virtuoso
COLUMBIA, Mo. — Punk Charlie Morewin debated whether he should barely learn to play or become a virtuoso upon picking…
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