Humiliating: Noise Artist Forgets To Tune Vacuum Cleaner Before Live Set
ROUND ROCK, Texas — Noise artist Ronny Sours made the unforgivable mistake of forgetting to tune his vacuum cleaner before…
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Five Other Characters in “The Wonder Years” That Were Also Played by Marilyn Manson
It’s common knowledge that shock rocker turned garbage human Marilyn Manson played the character Paul on the late eighties/early nineties…
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Guy Won’t Shut the Fuck up About Being Vegan and Also About Being Moby
LOS ANGELES — A guy overheard talking outside of a local coffee shop refused to shut the fuck up about…
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Loudwire Ranks Mushroomhead Best Nu-Metal Band Named After the Tip of a Penis
WINDSOR, Colo. — Online media magazine Loudwire anointed Cleveland’s Mushroomhead as the best nu-metal band named after the tip of…
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Aging Goregrind Band Now Just Taking Lyrical Inspiration From the Changes Naturally Occurring in Their Own Bodies
FORT MYERS, Fla. — Goregrind band Masticated Genitalia found themselves deriving inspiration from transformations they observed in their own bodies…
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Guy in Motörhead Shirt Sick of People Asking Him To Change Their Carburetors
LAKE FOREST, Ill. — Metalhead Darryl Washburn found himself getting exhausted by the constant requests from his friends and family…
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Experts Warn Resurgence of Nu-Metal Could Be a Precursor to Another Swing Revival
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Experts at the University of Michigan Institute for Social Research have warned that the resurgence of…
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Opinion: Hockey Is Moshing
So, the other day my friends invited me to watch the Penguins play the Canadiens down at the arena. I’m…
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We Completely Made up This Interview With Dave Mustaine Because We Didn’t Want To Talk to Him
Alright, we can’t be blamed for this one. Would you be excited if you were assigned to conduct an interview…
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This Conversation We Had With Ian Mackaye After We Rear-Ended Him in the Trader Joe’s Parking Lot Technically Counts as an Interview
Oh, hell yeah! We landed an interview with one of the most legendary frontmen in all of hardcore, Ian MacKaye!…
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