CLEARWATER, Fla. — A gonorrhea outbreak during an outdoor Bret Michaels concert at the BayCare Sound was somehow less unpleasant…
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SAN DIEGO — Hatebreed fan Scott Tamowsky found inspiration in the band’s lyrics to overcome a recent charge for aggravated…
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If you’re of millennial age, chances are pretty high that you grew up watching the heavily syndicated sitcom “Full House”.…
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Remember your middle-school classmate Bryce Hepfeldt? He sat behind you in 7th grade Pre-Algebra and often entertained you with Stone…
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DULUTH, Minn. — Prolific singer-songwriter Bob Dylan revealed that every member of ‘90s rock group The Wallflowers, in addition to…
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Ugh, goddamnit. How did we get stuck with this article while the other writers got to list their favorite Bolt…
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It’s obvious that we are living in fraught times for our beloved Republic. Now is a perfect opportunity for us…
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