Disney Adult Knows Where You Can Get the Best $45 Chicken Tenders
ANAHEIM, Calif. – Disney Adult and self-proclaimed “TikTok Foodie” Trisha McCormick knows where to get the best $45 chicken tenders…
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Help! One of My Mom’s Friends Said “Save Some for Me!” When I Posted a Picture of My Dinner Online, But Now it’s 3 a.m. and She’s Standing On My Front Lawn With a Tupperware and a Hungry Look in Her Eyes
Are you a fan of the home invasion horror subgenre? Because I think I’m living in a straight-to-streaming B-movie nightmare…
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How I Stopped Buying $5 Coffees Every Day for 5 Years, Saved Nearly $10,000, and Still Find Myself on the Brink of Financial Collapse After One Flat Tire and Medical Bill
You guys! I finally did it and accomplished the unthinkable. I stopped going to Starbucks before work every day, and…
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Opinion: I Don’t Care if My Lyrics Saved Your Life, the Song is Still a Metaphor for Cock and Ball Torture
I don’t want to sound like one of those crotchety old curmudgeons who isn’t grateful that his music resonates with…
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Dry Cleaning Bill Bankrupts Swing Revival Band
NEW YORK – Up-and-coming swing revival band The Boofing Sleuthers are ready to call it quits after mounting dry-cleaning bills…
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Opinion: My Favorite Hometown Dive Bar May be a Panera Bread Now, But That Won’t Stop Me From Getting Absolutely Shit-Housed and Crying in the Parking Lot
They say that home is where you make it, and when I found out that my favorite hometown watering hole…
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Guy on Year 15 of Wearing Same Hat Every Day Because Girl Said It Was Cool Once
BALTIMORE — Local bachelor Dennis Howell has been wearing the same hat for the entirety of his adult life because…
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Man Who Successfully Monetized All Of His Hobbies Winds Down With Light Data Entry
SAN DIEGO – Local man Colin Rafferty found a way to break up the soul-crushing monotony of living his creative…
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Boomer Confirms That the “Something I’ll Give You To Cry About” Was the Economy
NUTLEY, N.J. — Local retired baby boomer Grant Walters confirmed that the “something to cry about” threat he used to…
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Gibson Launches Line of Flying V Jet Skis to Compete With Yamaha
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Gibson Brands Inc. announced plans to debut their new signature line of Flying V Jet Skis at…
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