Promoter of One Day Festival Unsure Why So Many People Camping
SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. — Martin Savage, promoter of the first annual High & Low Festival, was reportedly surprised to find…
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Disney Announces Young Aunt Beru Spinoff Film
BURBANK, Calif. — Disney shocked fans today by announcing that it is working on a new entry in the Star…
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Soldier on Deathbed: “I Wasted Most of My Thirty Lives”
DALLAS — A harrowing scene unfolded today, as decorated war hero Bill Rizer passed away of natural causes surrounded by…
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‘Punk Is Dead’ Stance Enters Fourth Decade
CHICAGO — Local curmudgeon Benjamin Dahl reaffirmed his decades-old “punk is dead” stance shortly after procuring tickets to the It’s…
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1985 Chicago Bears Rumored to Reunite at Riot Fest
CHICAGO — Rumors persist that Riot Fest still has one last high-profile reunion to announce: the NFL champion 1985 Chicago…
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SSX Tricky Fan Paralyzed After Family Ski Trip
BOULDER, Colo. — Teenage gamer Tobias Aldrich severely injured himself after emulating moves he learned in the cult favorite snowboarding game…
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Tegan and Rome Shows Continue to Disappoint
CALGARY, Alta. — The debut tour of the revamped Tegan and Sara lineup, featuring Rome Ramirez in place of the…
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Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game to Be Adapted into Film
LOS ANGELES — Paramount Pictures has announced the latest summer tentpole film to be based on a video game, 1995’s…
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I Will Not Support a Lazy River
So this is this water park you all wouldn’t shut up about, huh? This is not as amazing as you…
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Grindcore Vocalist Asks if Band Has Time for Nine More
PITTSBURGH — After blasting through the first 27 songs of their set last night, local grindcore vocalist Alex Brown asked…
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