Hey guys… have I offended you by saying, “guys” and not, “respecting your gender pronouns?” Well tough shit, because I don’t buy into all that…
LOS ANGELES — Teddy Gregory of up-and-coming punk band Concrete Chaos appeared on the popular, investment-based reality show Shark Tank last night, asking the panel…
NEW YORK — An impromptu tribute gave way to an emotional scene during a show at The Rusty Faucet last night, as the headlining band…
Summer is just around the corner, and with that comes an increased chance of being brutally murdered while out enjoying a nice time with friends.…
OAKLAND, Calif. — Venerable punk outfit Rancid inadvertently replicated their seminal 1993 release Let’s Go while recording their upcoming ninth album, according to sources who heard…
Do you wanna know something totally fucked up? I’m down here at Chopper’s, enjoying the so-called, “free” show they’re putting on, and these motherfuckers just had…
DENVER — Tonya and Jim Belding caught their teenage son inhaling vaporized smoke from “some bewildering contraption” last week, according to sources close to the…
Showtime has announced a premiere date of May 17 for it’s upcoming reboot of Twin Peaks. The announcement has lead to girlfriends everywhere increasing pressure…
A few days ago The Hard Times tasked me with writing about a punk St. Patrick’s Day tradition, and right away I had a great…
LOS ANGELES — Two sisters playing on Hermosa Beach found a message in a bottle earlier today, revealing the grim story of a man stranded…
TUCSON, Ariz. — Employees of the Sunny Side Inn discovered this morning that touring rock’n’roll band The Squashers viciously destroyed their room online, leaving a…
MANHATTAN BEACH, Calif. — Milo Aukerman, licensed biochemist and lead singer of seminal punk band the Descendents, announced that he will return to college to…
BALTIMORE — Local crust punk and self-proclaimed gentleman Jason Kirkby laid his Capitalist Casualties butt flap over a puddle last night to protect his date,…
Hey everyone, I heard a commotion here in the living room. Sounds like you guys are all freaking out about the curtains being on fire?…
Everyone remembers earlier this evening. It was warmer, people were wearing sunglasses, and the doors had just opened at this Mind Rot show. But now…