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June 28, 2019

ATLANTA — Having lost his previous gaming PC to a flood, Ned Myers has constructed a much bigger and more…

June 19, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Following a similar announcement from their primary competitors, Hulu has revealed a new reality prank show called…

June 16, 2019

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Following the success of a recent filter that showed users what they would look like as…

June 13, 2019

BUFFALO, N.Y. — The unveiling of recently deceased Gerald Duncan’s will has revealed that his entire Steam backlog will be…

June 11, 2019

NEW YORK — Long time Domino’s delivery driver Antonio Esposito is reportedly concerned over the wellbeing of the Teenage Mutant…

June 11, 2019

ATLANTA — Local drummer Drew Mooney plans to sit around and just go fuck himself for the next few weeks…

June 7, 2019

SAUDI ARABIA — World Wrestling Entertainment CEO Vince McMahon has made a rare exception to the rule banning blood from…

June 4, 2019

DETROIT — Avid cannabis consumer Jake Sweeney exploded in rage today after finding a seed in his marijuana for the…

June 3, 2019

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Avid gamer Lyle Avett grew vocally frustrated earlier this afternoon after he was informed by a…

June 1, 2019

ORLANDO, Fla. — Several recent rallies have drawn attention to the number of deserted bodies reportedly still on the Aggro…