Mark Hassenfratz, Author at HARDTIMES

September 23, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Reports indicate Drake gives an inappropriate amount of attention to Stranger Things star Millie Bobby Brown, who…

August 21, 2018

We’ve all been there before: you just saw an up-and-coming band have a rough set and you want to support…

August 21, 2018

We’ve all been there before: you just saw an up-and-coming band have a rough set and you want to support…

June 4, 2018

'Tis I, the keeper of the gate! So meet my standards, lest ye seal your fate! I’ve had many a…

April 11, 2018

DALLAS — Ricardo “the Scuzz” Garza tripled his net worth last night when he found a half of a pack…

March 23, 2018

TRENTON, N.J. — Local metalhead and office temp Sean Durham tested the boundaries of “Casual Friday” attire last week by…

February 26, 2018

Listen here, poser. You think you know this band? Really? What, you started listening to them six weeks ago? And…

February 13, 2018

BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local punk Chelsea Bowers is reportedly preparing for what will surely be several rounds of involuntary music…