Kyle Erf, Author at HARDTIMES

January 13, 2019

Since the mid 1990’s, IGN has been one of the web’s biggest destinations for gaming news, videos, and reviews. But…

January 5, 2019

Editor’s Note: the text below, what we think was the ultimate review of an unnamed Elite Gaming Keyboard, was originally…

December 24, 2018

NORTH POLE — Interpol police arrived at Santa’s North Pole compound late last night and arraigned Mr. Claus for violating…

December 24, 2018

PATERSON, N.J. — Cindy Aimes held back tears while reminding her children during a family meal that their once-beloved Nintendo…

December 2, 2018

SUNNYVALE, Calif. — Retro gamers applauded the surprise announcement of a modern, realistic reboot of Atari’s Missile Command series that ties…

October 30, 2018

PHOENIX — An “A.C.A.B.” knuckle tattoo reminded recovering amnesiac Marcus Spence last night exactly how he feels about law enforcement…

September 23, 2018

BURBANK, Calif. — In a press conference this morning, Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige confirmed rumors that the sequel to…

August 22, 2018

CLEVELAND — Showgoer Timothy Boyce has become trapped in a mosh pit after his panicked flailing and aggressive shouting were…

July 20, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Music aficionado and noted short person Heather Allred’s YouTube-watching experience was interrupted last night when a tall,…

July 13, 2018

SEA RANCH, Calif. — A recent study confirmed that every single password created with online music company Bandcamp is comprised…