Weekly Drinking Night Ruined by Excessive Board Gaming
CINCINNATI — A weekly meetup where a group of friends gather to drink alcohol and enjoy one another’s company was…
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Weird: I’m a Medium, but This Large Shirt My Girlfriend Bought Me by Accident Fits Way Better Than Any of My Other Shirts
Have you ever experienced something that you just can’t explain? I’m a skeptical guy by nature, and I don’t believe…
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Every Sum 41 Album Ranked Worst to Best
This spring, Sum 41 announced that they would be officially disbanding after a tour to support their upcoming album, “Heaven…
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AI Trained on Elliott Smith Lyrics Self Destructs
SANTA CLARA, Calif. — An AI model trained to emulate the songwriting style of Elliott Smith intentionally exploded itself after…
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Understanding Your Parents’ Cryptic Use of Emojis
Communicating across generations is difficult. Despite advances in technology that allow us to share thoughts and ideas without typing so…
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Stewart Rhodes Pretty Confident About Which Prison Gang He’ll Join
WASHINGTON — Recently sentenced seditionist Stewart Rhodes told friends and family that he has a pretty good idea about which…
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Aging Punk Offended That Costco Receipt Checker No Longer Suspicious of Him
BRICK TOWNSHIP, N.J. — Local punk Andy Chambers was seen shaking his head in frustration after a Costco employee marked…
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If You Didn’t Want Me to Open Bottles With My Wedding Ring, You Shouldn’t Have Married Me
Hey, babe. We need to clear the air. There’s been a lot of tension between us lately and I think…
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boygenius Asks Motherfuckers in the Back to Maybe Not Cry So Loudly
LOS ANGELES — Supergroup boygenius asked fans at the rear of the audience to lower the volume of their sobbing…
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Out of Shape Punk Switches to Weighted Cigarettes
PROVIDENCE— 38-year-old punk Richard Locke is trying to improve his physical fitness by switching to a brand of cigarettes heavy…
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