February 23, 2025
SEATTLE — Local anarchist Tommy Greggors staunchly declined to answer a survey about his experience at OfficeMax, confirmed sources. “I…
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March 8, 2021
TEMPE, Ariz. — Punk band Precedent Smashers celebrated the release of their new album “Bash the Cheeto” yesterday, which they…
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March 16, 2020
Dudes! Summer is right around the corner, which means one thing: Hot hardcore shows and even more hot girls in…
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August 8, 2019
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local punk Ivan Gomez gingerly set his “Meat Is Murder” T-shirt today into a new drawer set…
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December 24, 2017
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Greg and Marjorie Lamothe have begun the painstaking preparations for their son Jake, a philosophy major, to…
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September 16, 2017
DETROIT — Thousands of Juggalos are travelling in one undersized Ford Escort to descend on the National Mall in Washington…
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November 1, 2016
SEWARD, Okla. -- Eight-year-old leukemia patient Violet Sanderson’s lifelong dream to “totally annihilate every last motherfucker in the pit” came true last week…
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November 26, 2015
CRANBROOK, Ohio - Local parents Molly and Chip Hartsock have been preparing for what is bound to be another awful Thanksgiving,…
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August 17, 2015
Los Angeles - Suffering from the debilitating effects of late-stage dementia, former Sex Pistols frontman and notoriously rowdy trouble maker,…
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April 16, 2015
PEORIA, Ill. – Music fan Chase Fuller, 17, revealed to The Hard Times that he trims his pubes before every…
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