Joe Rumrill, Author at HARDTIMES

July 12, 2023

YUMA, Ariz. — Local mathcore drummer Elmore Verrichek is exceedingly humiliated at his inability to master the rhythms of an…

July 9, 2023

BELLINGHAM, Wash. — Longtime members of legendary drone-metal band Earth are reportedly annoyed by a recent performance that was perpetually…

June 29, 2023

STERLING, Va. — Well-meaning local mother Marla-Sue Crenna reportedly left a record-breaking lull in the story she was in the…

June 25, 2023

CHAGRIN FALLS, Ohio — Leftist senior citizen Cyrus Novak is reportedly under round-the-clock duress from continuously having to make sure…

June 18, 2023

MUNCIE, Ind. — A group of Dickensian-garbed Father’s Day carolers were reportedly seen going door-to-door singing particularly beautiful covers of…

June 6, 2023

WARWICK, R.I. — Local alt-rock vocalist Philip Lincoln was reportedly hospitalized from sheer embarrassment shortly after listening to his own…

June 4, 2023

OCEANVIEW, Ill. — Local sixth-grade do-gooder Richie Amweather reportedly risked his own well-being at last night’s hardcore show in order…

June 4, 2023

As much fun as it was for me rank all these albums, I was skeptical at what an SEO nightmare…

May 26, 2023

Perhaps known just as much for pioneering the “loud-quiet-loud” song structure as they are for being cool to Nirvana for…

May 24, 2023

MARSHFIELD, Mass. — The mic stand used by rock legends Aerosmith is reportedly fed up with perpetually having to wear…