CHAGRIN FALLS, Ohio — Leftist senior citizen Cyrus Novak is reportedly under round-the-clock duress from continuously having to make sure…								
								
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									MUNCIE, Ind. — A group of Dickensian-garbed Father’s Day carolers were reportedly seen going door-to-door singing particularly beautiful covers of…								
								
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									WARWICK, R.I. — Local alt-rock vocalist Philip Lincoln was reportedly hospitalized from sheer embarrassment shortly after listening to his own…								
								
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									OCEANVIEW, Ill. — Local sixth-grade do-gooder Richie Amweather reportedly risked his own well-being at last night’s hardcore show in order…								
								
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									As much fun as it was for me rank all these albums, I was skeptical at what an SEO nightmare…								
								
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									Perhaps known just as much for pioneering the “loud-quiet-loud” song structure as they are for being cool to Nirvana for…								
								
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									MARSHFIELD, Mass. — The mic stand used by rock legends Aerosmith is reportedly fed up with perpetually having to wear…								
								
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									HONESDALE, Pa. — The drummer of melodic hardcore band Goofus Eats Gallant was reportedly chafed when his philistine bandmates barbarically…								
								
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									BEACON, N.Y. — Local guitarist Heff Kelsey was baffled after discovering the piece of music he was playing reportedly required…								
								
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									Today the Hard Times listens to the third and latest full-length of New York City’s own Hank Wood and the…								
								
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