HARDTIMES

November 27, 2021

NEW YORK — Local live music fan Rocco McMillan reportedly came home to find his tickets to an upcoming Every…

June 25, 2021

SAN FRANCISCO — Self described “ass-guy” Greg Barker considers his preference for women’s asses over their breasts as admission as…

June 20, 2021

BOSTON — Local straight edge father Maurice Puckett was depressed upon realizing he would have to say he was going…

March 27, 2021

AUSTIN, Texas — Wiping tears from his eyes at a recent press conference, SpaceX CEO Elon Musk revealed that the…

March 26, 2021

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — A local man’s iPhone disagrees with its owner that his Amazon Alexa is listening to him…

March 25, 2021

LAS VEGAS — Conspiracy theorist Andrew Hawkins has recently been taken aback by how much he has gotten right in…

March 20, 2021

MODESTO, Calif. — Local gamer Martin Long, 22, has reportedly joined the United States military after being inspired to save…

March 5, 2021

RENTON, Wash. — Former Cards Against Humanity writer Marc Weaver has reportedly frustrated his new coworkers at Magic: the Gathering…

February 22, 2021

WASHINGTON — Following the successful landing of the rover Perseverance onto the surface of Mars, NASA has launched a probe…

February 21, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Restaurant chain Olive Garden has teamed up with the Fast & Furious franchise to promote the importance…