HARDTIMES

September 8, 2025

Does anyone want to buy a parrot? He’s a beautiful blue and yellow macaw, very well-behaved, enjoys grapes, and, unfortunately,…

April 26, 2025

Bro, you know that guy I work with? The one who is always taking off his clothes and smearing his…

March 19, 2025

PORTLAND, Ore. — A time capsule that a local punk buried 25 years ago was recently unearthed and discovered to…

January 29, 2025

DENVER — Local biker gang The Chaos Crusaders was reportedly riding around town in matching outfits, captivated and deafened sources…

April 30, 2024

WASHINGTON — The Drug Enforcement Agency announced plans to reschedule marijuana from the strict Schedule I classification to the chiller…

June 10, 2023

OKLAHOMA CITY — Employees at a local accounting firm are reportedly confounded by a recent hire who is simultaneously the…

April 26, 2023

DURANGO, Colo. – Employees at a local insurance office were granted permission to arrive to work baked out of their…

March 30, 2023

Is Fred Durst a prophet speaking to our generation about the horrors of living during the decline of the American…

February 9, 2023

Quick! Name a forty-year-old funky rock quartet known for on-stage nudity, a history of substance abuse, and dedicated fans who…

January 21, 2023

ATLANTA – The Love Shack, a beloved little old place where we can get together for decades made famous by…