Game Critic Describes New Stapler as ‘Positively Oozing With Charm’
SAN FRANCISCO — IGN game critic Michael Sherman has reportedly cracked under the pressure of his job and issued a…
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Review: ‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Serves Up Spooky Scares If You’re a Fucking Idiot
Nintendo released Luigi’s Mansion 3 for Switch just in time for Halloween; too bad it’s not fucking scary at all,…
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Whistleblower Now in World 8
WASHINGTON — The whistleblower responsible for filing the complaint that President Donald Trump requested an investigation of Joe Biden from…
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Brave: Pierce Brosnan Leaves House in DK Mode
MALIBU, Calif. — In an act of radical body positivity being praised by fans online, James Bond actor Pierce Brosnan…
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Nintendo Executes Reggie Fils-Aimé’s Mii in Standard Retirement Procedure
REDMOND, Wash. — Reggie Fils-Aimé has made his final tearful goodbye from Nintendo after 16 years today, and as part…
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Man Arrested for Comic Mischief
BUFFALO, N.Y. — After a night of allegedly bawdy behavior, Jason “Buzzly” Godrich was detained early this morning by Buffalo…
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Man Arrested for Comic Mischief
BUFFALO, N.Y. — After a night of allegedly bawdy behavior, Jason “Buzzly” Godrich was detained early this morning by Buffalo…
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Nintendo Lets Terminally Ill Fan Work 14 Hour Days Coding New Game
KYOTO, Japan — In an incredibly gracious move, Nintendo has granted a terminally ill fan’s last wish of appearing in…
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Nintendo Lets Terminally Ill Fan Work 14 Hour Days Coding New Game
KYOTO, Japan — In an incredibly gracious move, Nintendo has granted a terminally ill fan’s last wish of appearing in…
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Lonely Man Speedruns Calzone
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Displaying remarkable skill and reflexes, Brett Echelson livestreamed a complete speedrun of a calzone from his neighborhood…
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