Punk Adds “Selling Plasma” to Resume
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local punk Wynn Hall updated their resume yesterday evening to include “selling plasma” following a long history…
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Man Who Picks Up Fallen People in Pit Snubbed by Nobel Peace Prize Committee
ORLANDO — The local scene took notice when highly lauded community hero, Terrence Mann, was left out of those named…
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Cyclist Wearing Helmet Survives Crash Only to Look Like a Fucking Dweeb the Whole Time
RICHMOND — Local cyclist, Peter Williams, survived a collision with an unoccupied van parked on a heavily-trafficked street late this…
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