Hana Michels, Author at HARDTIMES

December 10, 2016

SANTA ROSA, Calif. -- Residents of the Two Moons Co-Op report a sudden uptick in passive aggressive post-it notes littering…

December 1, 2016

SEATTLE -- Local man Brian Reynolds embarrassed himself again thanks to his unique skill of transforming into a historian of…

November 24, 2016

MIAMI -- Proto-punk legend Iggy Pop held a press conference early this morning to announce he is “too old to…

November 8, 2016

INDIANAPOLIS -- Vice Presidential candidate Mike Pence and his wife, Karen, have reportedly pushed their twin beds together for the…

November 7, 2016

PORTLAND, Ore. -- Fed up with the traditional two-party system, local voter Skye Applebaum cast her vote for Green Party…

September 28, 2016

Brian, we need to talk about your wallet chain. We all love and care about you, but this is becoming…

August 26, 2016

NEW YORK -- 26-year-old Michael Reyder reportedly had his mind blown late last night after quickly using the women’s restroom…

May 18, 2016

OXNARD, Calif. -- Local musician Nikki Godinez, 24, brought her date to his first hardcore show at all-ages music venue…