Guy Accepted into DIY Scene After Painting Thumbnail Black
PURCHASE, N.Y. — Self-proclaimed bass player Ezra Steinberg was finally accepted into his local DIY scene Saturday after catching the…
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Opinion: I Don’t Know What Happened, It Just Disappeared
Hi I tried to click on the Google Document you sent to me over email with the invite for the…
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First Date Red Flags Disregarded Because of Mutual Favorite Band, Desperation
NYACK, N.Y. — Two desperate singles ignored glaring red flags on their Tinder date early this week after discovering that…
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Man Who Can’t Figure Out Friend’s Shower Just Wets Hair in Sink and Comes Out in Bath Towel Around Waist
NEW PALTZ, N.Y. — Local man Aaron Mendle simply wet his hair in the sink yesterday and wrapped a towel…
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Guy Resists Urge to Relax and Study at Lo-Fi Chillhop Concert
DENVER — Local lo-fi chillhop fanatic Connor Davidson withstood the urge last night to unwind and study while at a…
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Shitty Coffee Shop Also Shitty Bookstore, Shitty Record Store
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Greenpoint-based shitty bookstore Books, Beanz n’ Beats Cafe is also known for being a shitty coffee shop…
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We Sat Down With Jack White but It Was Unbearable so We Pretended to Have Incredible Stomach Pains and Left
When The Hard Times scored an interview with Jack White we were thrilled. However, what he said was so excruciatingly,…
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Completely Forgotten Woman Confident Ex-Boyfriend’s New Song Is About Her
BOSTON — Local woman Anne Deloach is certain the first track from her ex-boyfriend’s latest EP is about her, despite…
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