LOS ANGELES – Steven Spielberg recently expressed regret for censoring the 20th anniversary release of “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial” by editing out the guns and the…
HOUSTON — AI-generated punk band Fresh Scabies expressed their desire to crash on any available servers “just for a little while” over the course of…
One of the main reasons I chose to live here is because the website said this was an inclusive community where folks could truly be…
PUEBLO, Colo. — Local man Trigg Barrett hoped that the Diarrhea Planet t-shirt he put on would distract his girlfriend’s parents from his more offensive…
I wish my sister would stop complaining about my babysitting skills and start thanking me for exposing her kids to classic cinema that students pay…
CHICAGO – A fan of punk band Crucified Vertebrae was recently spotted alone in a darkened venue forty minutes after the show officially ended, still…
Yo babe, are you serious? You really wanted to go to Disneyland after the wedding? Then why didn’t you just say so? Oh, you did…
I’m a pretty trusting person. That’s why I listened to my guidance counselors and that cop from the D.A.R.E. program when they claimed marijuana was…
BOSTON – Members of the legendary rock band Aerosmith admitted that their desire for young groupies is less about sex and more to do about…
WASHINGTON – Local singer Riley Wambach briefly celebrated hitting one million Spotify streams before being summoned back to the frozen food section of the grocery…
I have a confession. It’s been eating away at me for decades. On December 8th, 1980 when I waited outside of the Dakota Apartments hoping…
Let’s face it, everyone has a friend who plays in a horrible band. We want to be supportive of their musical dreams but we also…
OKLAHOMA CITY – Local punk band Extreme Rash’s recent basement show abruptly went dark after the singer’s grandmother absentmindedly turned on her tea kettle during…
CALGARY, Alberta — Local woman Deirdre McPhee is under the false impression that the lame love song her guitar-wielding boyfriend just sang to her was…
SINGAPORE – Crypto.com CEO Kris Marszalek announced the commercials his company runs at this year’s Super Bowl will act as a Public Service Announcement to…