September 25, 2024
ATLANTA — Local man Joshua Kennedy recently expressed frustration that his employer instituted a new zero-tolerance policy against workplace harassment…
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September 24, 2024
SUNNYVALE, Calif. — A local man who miraculously woke up from a two-decade-long coma was horrified to learn that the…
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September 24, 2024
BALTIMORE — Local resident Gavin Moldenhauer is reportedly demanding all romantic partners sign a Non-Disclosure Agreement to keep his obsession…
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September 15, 2024
People say the darndest things. They call my drinking habits “concerning” and say my behavior is “out of control.” But…
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August 30, 2024
SIERRA VISTA, Ariz. — The National Association of Bird Lovers (NABL) finally ended years of speculation and admitted that their…
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August 25, 2024
The political divide in this country has never been more extreme. Americans have been siloed into two opposing groups with…
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July 20, 2024
Everyone’s heard of Nostradamus, that famous old French dude who was an expert at predicting world events. But what if…
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July 16, 2024
OLATHE, Kan. — Local 34-year-old Gareth Tabbler was somehow eligible to receive food stamps despite already having three full-time jobs,…
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June 21, 2024
VANCOUVER, Wash. – Local office worker and self-proclaimed feminist Bryce Coquet loudly reprimanded a female coworker for having the audacity…
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June 18, 2024
I’m so tired of these supposed healthcare professionals thinking that they’re qualified to judge me just because of their fancy…
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