Everyone’s heard of Nostradamus, that famous old French dude who was an expert at predicting world events. But what if…
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OLATHE, Kan. — Local 34-year-old Gareth Tabbler was somehow eligible to receive food stamps despite already having three full-time jobs,…
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VANCOUVER, Wash. – Local office worker and self-proclaimed feminist Bryce Coquet loudly reprimanded a female coworker for having the audacity…
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I’m so tired of these supposed healthcare professionals thinking that they’re qualified to judge me just because of their fancy…
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Hurray! You’ve finally saved enough money working your shitty nine-to-five and numerous side hustles to afford a house. Your dad…
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HOUSTON — Local Make-A-Wish kid Harvey Larkin, who has a rare degenerative disease that will certainly put an end to…
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These fucking hypocrites at this church make me sick. Each week a sermon is interrupted by another rowdy kid screaming,…
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SURREY, England — Musician Eric Clapton surprised everyone by announcing that his 1992 hit song “Tears in Heaven” is now…
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LAS VEGAS – Former football star and accused double-murderer OJ Simpson took one last instinctual swipe at a blonde nurse…
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MILFORD, Del. — Local punk band The Vengeful Squirts were visibly more upset over the cost to park their van…
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