Danny Taverner, Author at HARDTIMES

January 26, 2018

NEW YORK — Progressive punk Otto Williams replaced the phrase “bum a cigarette” earlier today with “homeless person a cigarette”…

January 25, 2018

NEW HAVEN, Conn. — 13 ½-year-old punk Bailey Tolbert is in a “full-blown” midlife crisis, unsure what to do with…

December 9, 2017

BOSTON — Stanley Remington, the older brother of local punk James “Meatball” Remington, is “doing fantastic,” according to a report…

December 3, 2017

BRIDGEPORT, Conn. — A seemingly random episode of Frasier syncs perfectly with Orchid’s debut album, Chaos Is Me, according to…

November 21, 2017

I can finally admit my mother was right about my clothing, political beliefs, and everything else I had used to…

October 28, 2017

SEGA has issued the following press release reminding holiday shoppers that there is no shortage of their Mini Saturn…

July 19, 2017

THIS. HAS. TO. STOP. Everyone in this bar knows the jukebox costs $1 per song or $3 for 4 songs.…

June 8, 2017

INDIANAPOLIS — A secret show last Tuesday at local DIY venue The Outhouse plagued by violent moshing, clouds of firework…

May 31, 2017

As the saying goes, opinions are like Black Flag tattoos: we’ve all got them and a few of them we…

April 4, 2017

We’ve all been there: driving home from a show, endorphins pumping, and you and your friends begin brainstorming what is…