“Yes, I DJ Now”: An Op-Ed by That Old Guy from That One Band January 10, 2016 Every Tuesday at 10 p.m., you know where you should be? Oh, good, you do -- The Hogshead, where I… Read More →
Legendary Hardcore Band Announces New Album to Fully Destroy Legacy January 7, 2016 BOSTON - Legendary hardcore band Tie My Hands took to their official Facebook page yesterday to announce the release of a… Read More →
Vocalist Identifies as Singer January 4, 2016 TULSA, Okla. - Local musician Mike Thornton, frontman of the hardcore band Striving Few, announced last night during his band's set… Read More →
Lonely Show Promoter Figured Nobody Would Be Seeing New Star Wars Movie December 18, 2015 GAINESVILLE, Fla. - Despite knowing the show would be in direct competition with the theatrical release of the highly anticipated… Read More →
House Show Promoter Calls Cops On Own Terrible Show December 18, 2015 BOSTON – Witnesses report Boston police broke up a show at an Allston house venue known as “Our Haus” last night after… Read More →
Bill Murray’s Sudden Promotion to Head of SEC Starting to Make Sense December 17, 2015 WASHINGTON - Reports of Bill Murray's recent, surprising career change to Chairman of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission are suddenly… Read More →
“Re-Entry Is Not a Right,” Says Trump About VFW Show December 8, 2015 LOWELL, Mass. - "Listen, these losers want to go outside, they want to smoke their mechanical cigarettes, and then they… Read More →
Roadie Swaps Out-of-Tune Tim Armstrong for Slightly More In-Tune Armstrong Mid-Song December 7, 2015 ANAHEIM, Calif. – Following Rancid's performance at the House of Blues last night, roadie Gerard Lyons admitted he was “kind of surprised”… Read More →
Hardcore Crew Member Resigns After No One Helps Him Move December 4, 2015 DOVER, Del. – After three years of steadfast allegiance, R.J. O'Brien has officially resigned from True Union Crew (TUC) after… Read More →
All-Girl Japanese Thrash Band Popular Among Tumblr Users, Perverts December 2, 2015 Tokyo - Geisha Revenge, an all-girl Japanese thrash metal band, has seen a surge in popularity following the release of their… Read More →