Bride Honestly Looks Like Shit
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Guests attending the wedding of Michaela Hill and Carlos Gibson were forced to admit to themselves…
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If God Wanted Me To Vote for a Progressive Then He Should Have Made Me More Open-Minded
As an aspiring pastor, I wish that people were always asking me if I believe Donald Trump is a Godly…
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QAnon Supporter Wishes President Would Get Off Twitter and Focus on Hunting Democratic Pedophile Satanists
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Local QAnon follower and noted conspiracy theorist Nick Perriman complained to friends today that President Trump is…
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Five Tricks for Making Sure Your Kids Have a Terrible Halloween With Your Ex-Wife
Halloween is just around the corner and for most people that means scary movies, costumes, and trick or treating. Not…
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Local Crossing Guard Fired Despite Near-Perfect Record
FRESNO, Calif. — Beloved local crossing guard Leona Cardwell was fired Wednesday after committing her first error in nearly 20…
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If Corporations Are People, Then Why Can’t We Target Them With Drone Strikes?
In the United States, corporations enjoy many of the same rights as people — things like freedom of speech, the…
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