Goth Bakery Refuses to Make Wedding Cake for Happy Couple
OKLAHOMA CITY — The owner of a local goth bakery refused to bake a wedding cake for an “unbearably happy”…
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Devout iPhone User Prays Toward Cupertino
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- Recent iOS convert and devout iPhone user Dale Bowman has begun to pray five times per…
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Singer/Songwriter More of a Whiny/Asshole
MADISON, Wis. — Patrons of the local Brew Pillow coffee shop grew uneasy Thursday evening after a series of increasingly…
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Sweaty Guy at Show Uses You as Personal Towel
ALBANY, N.Y. - Showgoers at a local Accuracy of Fire show are reporting that a sweaty man -- in fact,…
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Lyrics That Changed Man’s Life Not So Profound After All
SEATTLE - Jeff Greenberg was shocked to realize that lyrics he once held as “life changing” are not as profound…
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Band Writes 10-Minute Song In Under 2 Minutes
NEW ORLEANS - Some artists take a lifetime to complete their masterpiece; others can create a magnum opus in virtually…
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Audiophile Neighbor Pounds Ceiling to Demand You Adjust Midrange
NORTH PLATTE, Neb. — Local man Carl Wilkerson furiously pounded on his ceiling with a broom yet again to demand…
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Zika Virus Traced Back to Venue Bathroom
ASHEVILLE, NC -- Local punk venue The Dirkfoot is at the center of a public health crisis origin story after…
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