Just Because I Don’t Drink Anymore Doesn’t Mean I Have to Stop Puking in Ubers
I’ve been sober for two years and in that time I’ve noticed a lot of misconceptions about life without alcohol.…
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Brendan Krick
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Dog Wearing Misfits Bandana Can’t Even Name Three of Their Songs
PHILADELPHIA — Local dog Scraps was completely unable to answer basic trivia questions yesterday about the seminal horror-punk band Misfits,…
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I Think the Best Way to Beat ISIS is to Join and Make Positive Changes From Within
I'm sick of keyboard warriors talking about how bad ISIS is but doing absolutely nothing to fix it. “Blah blah,…
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Mandela Effect: My Wife Says She Doesn’t Remember Ever Loving Me
I first read about the Mandela Effect last year when I encountered an article about The Berenstain Bears mystery. Is…
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I Think Circumcision Is Wrong Because it Doesn’t Go Far Enough
As a mother, I derail a lot of conversations to be about my opinions on circumcision, but I wasn’t always…
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Conservatives and Liberals Unite in Outrage as Jerry Jones Rolls up Flag and Sucks It like a Dick
ARLINGTON, Texas - Americans across the entire political spectrum were furious today as Cowboys owner Jerry Jones rolled up the…
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Pansexual CrossFit Enthusiast Primarily Attracted to Attention
LANCASTER, Pa. — Self-identified pansexual and CrossFit enthusiast Katie Jacobs informed a number of unsuspecting team members during her gym's…
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People Drinking at Bar Unaware They’re About to Support the Local Scene
PHILADELPHIA - Regulars at Magner’s Pub had absolutely no idea they would be "entertained" last night by Philly’s robust local…
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