30 Fugazi Songs You Have to Pretend to Like More Than “Waiting Room”
Let’s face it, liking a legendary group's most popular song can make you come across as an unseasoned veteran of…
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Top 30 Primus Songs to Make Your Blind Date Wish They Had Never Been Born
Going on a first date can be rough. Going on a blind first date can be rougher. But going on…
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30 Characters From “Ren and Stimpy” Ranked By Their Complicitness in Dan Schneider’s Nickelodeon Scandal
Someone has to say it: Dan Schneider is a piece of shit. He has recently faced significant media coverage and…
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30 Legendary Punk Albums You Must Pretend You’ve Listened To Before You Die
One of the main core tenets of punk is the ability to impress others with the knowledge of iconic albums…
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50 Post-Hardcore Songs From the 2000s That Are Going to Look Weird When We Play Them at Full Volume in Our Nursing Homes in a Few Decades
In life, you really have to plan for your future. That’s why we have to consider what it will look…
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JD Vance Further Angers Nation By Claiming “Childless Tarantula Guys” Are Pretty Cool Though
MIDDLETOWN, Ohio — Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance continued to infuriate the nation by claiming that men who are…
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New Taco Bell Drive-Thru AI Keeps Making Human Fingers Found in Burritos Look Weird
IRVINE, Calif. — Taco Bell’s revamped artificial intelligence drive-thru has reportedly been making the human fingers commonly found in their…
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Top 30 Metalcore Songs From the 2000s That Are Only Scaring the Shit Out of Everyone at the Family Barbecue
It’s the summer, which means it’s time for barbecues, good food, and my entire family to be scared shitless because…
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30 Skate Punk Songs From the ‘90s That Aged Way Better Than Most Things From That Decade
Someone has to say it: A lot of things from the ‘90s just don’t hold up by today’s morally complete…
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Man Busts Out the Good Carabiner Keychain for Special Red Chord Show
BOSTON — Local deathcore fan Toby Branstein decided to bust out his finest carabiner keychain for the upcoming special Red…
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