HARDTIMES

August 18, 2020

You wouldn't be able to tell now because of my thick pecs but I used to look like a real…

April 23, 2020

I take my voting seriously. I’m not one of these people who believe in protest votes. Too many scene veterans…

April 2, 2020

The 1980s were a great time for dudes in leather. Biker vests, chaps, and studded gloves, baby! As every true…

March 10, 2020

PEORIA, Ill. — Legendary street punk band The Drain Cloggers’ re-release of their seminal 2000 album, “The Ship’s Sinking and…

February 9, 2020

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Comedian Ricky Gervais stood outside of the Dolby Theater earlier today, hurling insults at passing cars as…

January 15, 2020

In my current search for employment I see job postings seeking a “Rockstar Candidate” every day. At first I thought…

January 13, 2020

NEWARK, N.J. — Senator Cory Booker announced he will be suspending his bid for the 2020 presidency which unleashed an…

December 7, 2019

Let’s get it out of the way: I love Minor Threat. They’re on my Mount Rushmore of punk bands. It…

November 26, 2019

Being sick is the worst. I’d been puking all night, and not in the fun way like on a security…

November 8, 2019

No regrets they say. Live like it’s your last day. Yeah, well, I used to be that way- so carefree…