Ben Friedman, Author at HARDTIMES

July 30, 2024

QUEENS, N.Y. — Local man Nate McKellen was shocked to find that his landlord slapped him with a massive fine…

July 29, 2024

WASHINGTON — The US State Department held an emergency press conference this morning expressing that it was honestly a little…

July 20, 2024

If there’s one thing that drives me crazy it’s when I see other adults break out the tired “kids these…

July 13, 2024

Since the dawn of the Industrial Revolution, the ruling class has done their best to extract as much capital from…

July 10, 2024

SAYREVILLE, N.J. — The staff of a local Petco could only roll their eyes in secondhand embarrassment as punk Victor…

July 6, 2024

GARY, Ind. — Chicago-bound United passenger Colin Jenkins refused to uncross his arms and assume the crash position despite the…

June 25, 2024

Can a person be truly redeemed if they are forced to commit crimes to survive in an unjust society? Nineteen…

June 15, 2024

MILWAUKEE — Local firefighters are struggling to reign in an out-of-control five-alarm warehouse blaze, partially due to equipment operator Eddie…

June 12, 2024

Every child of the 90’s remembers the legendarily corny Mentos ads, specifically how in every single one of them someone…

June 10, 2024

MINNEAPOLIS — Local punk Mike McCutchen is attempting to free solo an imposing 6’4” man blocking the view of the…