Opinion: Gaming Is Labor, and It Is Being Exploited
Leftist ideas are becoming mainstream in America, but many workers are still forgotten. I am here to advocate for perhaps…
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Parental Warning: Look Out for These Dangerous Fantasy Books Your Kids Might Be Reading
While concerned parents continue to wage war on violent video games, they are ignoring a much more serious danger: explicit…
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Former Reddit Mod Successfully Re-Enters Society as Wikipedia Editor
PITTSBURGH — After many shameful years working in the underworld of Reddit moderation, local pedantic jerk Martin Thurn claims to…
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Historically Shit-Sucking Gamer Swears ‘Valorant’ Is Going to Be Different
GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local gamer Harry Olsen, who has sucked shit at every single video game he has ever played,…
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‘Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla’ Designed, Developed and Produced by Multicultural Team of Various Weird Sword Dudes
MONTREAL — Ubisoft has taken a diverse approach to their upcoming Norse-themed video game Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla, making sure to…
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Laid Off Gamer Plays Switch in Bathroom Just to Feel Normal Again
LINCOLN, Neb. — After being laid off from his job at a regional cardboard box supply company last week, local…
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We Checked in on Red Dead Online and It Still Seems Like a Whole Thing
In the year since the release of Red Dead Online, Rockstar has given the game a slew of updates and…
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Clifford the Big Red Dog in Critical Condition After Wandering Into Dynamax Battle
HAMMERLOCKE, Galar — Popular children’s book character and television star Clifford the Big Red Dog is reportedly clinging to life…
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Quarantine Leaves Introvert Home Alone with Nobody to Tell About What an Introvert He Is
NEW YORK — Self-described introvert Barry Laughlin is reportedly struggling to stay sane during the 14-day coronavirus quarantine period, complaining…
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Gamer Touches Stove for First Time This Year
PASADENA, Calif. — Local gamer Miles Trench has reportedly touched his fingertip to the surface of his oven for the first…
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