Andy Holt, Author at HARDTIMES

September 28, 2018

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — Google announced a new navigation mode for its popular Google Maps smartphone app yesterday, offering simulated…

September 25, 2018

Listen up! As a white man, I can stay silent no longer. Whatever the most oppressed person in any given…

September 23, 2018

GREENSBORO, N.C. — An aging drum kit living with local parents Barbara and Sam Willett has no imminent plans to…

September 19, 2018

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo Co. announced the release of Nintendo Switch Online today, along with the announcement that it has…

September 17, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Perpetually unemployed boyfriend Liam Womack announced yesterday that he will cease failing to author novels to pursue…

September 9, 2018

ALLENTOWN, Pa. — A special, VIP ticket package to attend Ozzy Osbourne: No More Tours 2 includes running commentary from…

September 2, 2018

LINCOLN, Neb. — Local grandfather Peter Cruz received a lesson in do-it-yourself ethics last night from his grandson, who explained…

August 16, 2018

So, you’re driving your crew to the movies and you put on that new song. The one you’ve been listening…

July 24, 2018

Cracker. Honky. Whitey. Redneck. These are among the many terms that aren't racist because it's impossible to be racist to…

July 24, 2018

Cracker. Honky. Whitey. Redneck. These are among the many terms that aren't racist because it's impossible to be racist to…