Andy Holt, Author at HARDTIMES

September 23, 2018

GREENSBORO, N.C. — An aging drum kit living with local parents Barbara and Sam Willett has no imminent plans to…

September 19, 2018

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo Co. announced the release of Nintendo Switch Online today, along with the announcement that it has…

September 17, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Perpetually unemployed boyfriend Liam Womack announced yesterday that he will cease failing to author novels to pursue…

September 9, 2018

ALLENTOWN, Pa. — A special, VIP ticket package to attend Ozzy Osbourne: No More Tours 2 includes running commentary from…

September 2, 2018

LINCOLN, Neb. — Local grandfather Peter Cruz received a lesson in do-it-yourself ethics last night from his grandson, who explained…

August 16, 2018

So, you’re driving your crew to the movies and you put on that new song. The one you’ve been listening…

July 24, 2018

Cracker. Honky. Whitey. Redneck. These are among the many terms that aren't racist because it's impossible to be racist to…

July 23, 2018

CHARLESTON, S.C. — Several of local DC Extended Universe fan Shane Thorne’s roomates have confirmed that he has been practicing…

July 5, 2018

ERANGEL, Russia — Four people died today when a Dacia 1300 collided with a small rock at the edge of…

June 29, 2018

RALEIGH, N.C. — A lead change occurred in the final lap of the Rainbow Road Grand Prix last night during…