Opinion: When I Said I Wanted No More Division in America, I Meant Get Rid of Math
As a public servant, I am no stranger to minsunderstantiations. Lord knows I’ve had my fair share of them over…
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Oh No! Worst Guy You Know Has Your Exact Taste in Music
Oh yikes and yikes again. In a shocking turn of events, just when you were riding high about to do…
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Opinion: Stop Calling My Online Friends Who Ask Me to Do Violent Things “Feds”
I want to preface this article by saying that I am not normally a very outspoken person. I try to…
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Opinion: You Can Be a Progressive and Still Hunt the Homeless for Sport – Guest Column by Gavin Newsom
My name is Chief Bob’s Big Boy in Charge of Things — Gavin Newsom. I’m writing this op-ed currently and…
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Life Hack: Apparently, You Can Throw Underwear Away if It Gets Too Old
I hear people talk a lot these days about “wellness.” On TikTok, it’s almost impossible not to hear chatter about:…
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Opinion: This Destination Wedding Is the Perfect Way To Make People Forget We’ve Been Cheating on Each Other
I don’t care what anybody says over at the Hallmark Greeting Card Company, love is difficult. The prospect of spending…
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Democrats Placated By Decision to Rename Alligator Alcatraz the “Ruth Bader Ginsburg Memorial Detention Facility”
WASHINGTON — Congressional Democrats achieved “yet another satisfying moral victory” against the GOP by convincing their Republican counterparts to rename…
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Scientists Warn Flushing Unused Meds May Lead to Fish Losing Creativity and Ability to Get Hard
SALEM, Ore. — Local scientists at the Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife (ODFW) warned this week that flushing unused…
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DEA Officials Confirm Elon Musk’s Ketamine Habit the Single Most Effective Way to Make Drugs Look Uncool
SPRINGFIELD, Va. — Local Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) representative Luther Sacristan Diaz confirmed that Elon Musk’s rampant ketamine habit is…
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Former Band Members Have to Pretend They Don’t Know Each Other At AA Meeting
NEW ORLEANS — A weekly Alcoholics Anonymous Meeting was recently attended by all three former members of the band Cyanide…
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